Let's get some light in this room!
#10) Thinks Herpetology is something that can be avoided through 'abstinence only' programs.
#9) Refuses to share ANY DNA with chimpanzees.
#8) Thinks the Flintstones are fiction, but only because she knows cars weren't invented until after the great flood killed all the dinosaurs.
Jump, damn it! Jump like your lives depend on it!!!
#7) Invokes the phrase "survival of the fittest" only when discussing the evils of government entitlement programs.
#6) Owns a book with single-word title, 'Science'.
#5) Closes debate on environment noting displeasure with scientific concern for frog species, "Do we really need 5,000 species of frogs? I mean, come on... there's only one species of humans and I don’t see anyone here in DC trying to help them!"
#4) Thinks depleted fish population a result of too many sharks.
#3) Believes preservation of wildlife best left to the taxidermist.
#2) Marvels that polar bears, "can't just float forever with all that fat.
>>>> And the #1 sign that your elected official is an anti-science ideologue is....
...drum roll please...
...#1) She has been recruited as the Republican party's next candidate for Vice President
HOORAY!!!
BONUS: #11) "After inhaling from helium balloon, squeaks out, "I can't believe I’m actually doing science!"
Dear God, PLEASE make Barack Obama the next President of the United States of America. Your planet may depend on it.